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Soon I’ll grow up, and I won’t even flinch at your name.
—Alanis Morissette   (via obliteratedheart)

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ok im gonna pack my purse, get my makeup done, get my $, then we ready

TV Tropes + Ashley Williams

i got my first new phone and it is so amazing i am in love with it

seananmcguire:

Tiger chubs tiger chubs TIGER CHUBS YOU GUYS

seananmcguire:

Tiger chubs tiger chubs TIGER CHUBS YOU GUYS

rileycrosses:

is this what paying off all your expansions in new leaf feels like

rileycrosses:

is this what paying off all your expansions in new leaf feels like

ᴍᴀss ᴇғғᴇᴄᴛ ʀᴀᴄᴇs; ǫᴜᴀʀɪᴀɴ, ᴋʀᴏɢᴀɴ, sᴀʟᴀʀɪᴀɴ

charlesoberonn:

ellisthecatmewster:

SO THIS ONE TIME IT WAS NEW YEARS EVE AND MY ASSHOLE OF A DAD WAS DRUNK AND WE MADE A BET. IF I COULD HIT HIM IN THE ASS CHEEK WITH A BLOWGUN DART THAT I WOULD GET $200. SO I AIMED IT (I WAS 12 YEARS OLD) AND I MISJUDGED THE AIM AND IT HIT HIM STRAIGHT IN THE NUTS AND MY BROTHER HANDED ME $500 WHILE MY DAD WAS TAKEN TO THE HOSPITAL VIA AMBULANCE.

Ballseye

squidwardofficial:

waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like

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mineralists:

So I found out Skullis makes dragon skulls now… It’s my two favorite things in one and I’m incredibly excited. SO. Here’s a spam of these as well.

Skulls in order of appearance:
Amethyst Agate Geode
Red Crazy Lace Agate
Blue Tigers Eye
Rainforest Jasper
Blue Tigers Eye
Chohua Jasper

(Source: skullis.com)

molotowcocktease:

marcoereus:

I’m so tired of people telling me German is an “ugly, angry” language. When my German teacher tells us jokes it’s the sweetest, happiest language in the world. When I teach my father the word for daughter he smiles, repeating “Tochter” to himself until he gets it right, and in that moment German sounds like pride. There’s nothing angry or ugly about a language that never says goodbye, only “until we meet again.”

Thank you for this

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teamfreesnuggles:

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