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You’ll pry my Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.

(Source: delgrosso)

petercapaldass:

doctadonner:

i can’t get in lifts with people because i have a sort of phobia of breathing in people’s breath

and when i got asked what was wrong by my law teacher (she thought i looked ill) 

I had to fucking reply “I prefer people when they’re not breathing” 

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hancljob:

i thought perez hilton was paris hiltons damaged and slightly less famous brother 

Character TropesEmily Prentiss, Part 5

orgasm:

ALL WATER DOES NOT TASTE THE SAME

reddlr-aww:

Adorable baby deer tailing its mother

reddlr-aww:

Adorable baby deer tailing its mother

deviantfemme:

I want support for ugly girls and lazy girls and girls that can’t ever get their eyeliner right. I want feminism that includes girls who are too big or too black to be on body positive blogs. 

I want girls with acne scars and girls who don’t “pass” and girls with facial hair. I want girls who are, in fact, man hating lesbians. I want poor girls.

I need the girls who never took a course in gender studies but who still know the way that society treats them is bullshit. 

It doesn’t feel like a revolution when we’re only showing more of the same, when we only raise up the voices of some women.

I need to do better. We all need to do better. 

sol-relay:

Mass Effect 3 + Alien Homeworlds

(Source: i-love-barn-owls)

oomshi:

catch me in Grand Theft Auto watering plants & helping the elderly

thesylverlining:

ALMOST. JUST A LITTLE MORE.

(Source: pythonprincen)

empressmarina:

[blows a kiss to the ocean] for the kaijus

hellabutts:

nocogsorwheels:

e-m-e-t-t:

Red? I think it’s red. 

I basically did this once and it’s how I got pink eye.

I can’t tell if you’re making a pun or if you’re telling an actual story.

Either way, I’m still laughing.

newdisaster:

You know, Guardians of the Galaxy was not the first film I’ve watched in which Vin Diesel voiced a character that barely spoke and yet destroyed me with a single line of dialogue

need I remind you

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callmeoutis:

purlycubes:

senior quotes class of 1957

high schoolers have literally not changed at all

(Source: gotolargo)